Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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