I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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