Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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