If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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