Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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