I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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