Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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