I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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