This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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