his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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