just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I wish you could order shots online.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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