grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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