nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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