everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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