Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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