I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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