would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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