and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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