He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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