I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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