in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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