Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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