Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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