Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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