we have officially mastered the walk of shame
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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