who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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