oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
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Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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