I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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