we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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