I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I would fuck him just for his dog
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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