you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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