It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize