Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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