i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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