you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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