You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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