It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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