Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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