THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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