Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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