and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I wish i was in the wii world.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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