I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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