She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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