she looked like the before picture.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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