I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He felt like a one man threesome
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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