How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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