well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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