lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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