u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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