He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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