You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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