You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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